Synyster Gates has a dog.
Expectation:

Reality:

Synyster Gates has a wife.
Expectation:

Reality:

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Brian Haner Jr., your hands look more womanly than mine, your face is prettier, you do your makeup better than I do, and your hair is way better than mine.
I’m convinced that you’re secretly a woman, and if that makes me a lesbian, so be it lol.
I would totally be a lesbian for him…if he were a woman.
Definitely.
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